Thursday, January 15, 2009

Unlogical Rankings bring Italy to its Breaking Point.

The new rankings, made by the Tyrant Andrew Staake, have oddly ranked the Stallions third. They are placed under the Belgrade Bombers who are on a downward spiral without a starting QB. How the Tyrant, Andrew Staake can honestly think the Bombers are better than the Stallions is unknown to all. Experts expect that this unjust rank is due to the Tyrant. Andrew Staake's fear and jealousy of the Stallion organization. Any logical, unbiased man would agree that the Stallions are in a better position than the Bombers.

Most important is that these unrational and irresponsible polls have led to yet another Italian revolt. After this news hit the homeland riots broke out immedeatly and this time the rebbellions were worse than ever. The Italian Army had no answer for the massive numbers of the rebellious militias. Italian Cities are now controled by local War Lords. The last transmissions made by the former Italian Government before the rebels took control of the capital, claimed that gladiator fights were being conducted in almost every city in the Peninsula. President Elect, Barrack Obama, had this to say: "This outbreak of violence is an urgent danger to our natinal security and the security of Italy's bordering Nations. We have evidence that Alqeuda and other terrorist groups have infiltrated the once soveirgn nation in an attempt to take advantage of the broken Government. Once in office my first action will be to work with the United Nations and declare Martial Law in what was once Italy. I also suggest that the power in the SFL should be more balanced between GM's. I believe that Matthew Cipollone would be much more responsible and able to understand the consequences to actions such as these."

The Stallion organization is assisting US peacemakers bring peace and order back to the streets of Italy. GM Matthew Cipollone responded that "once we play again and establish our position in this league normalcy will hopefully return to Italy."