Monday, January 19, 2009

I Have a Dream

The Stallions had a perfect week 3. They went 3-0 and beat the once though unbeatable Iron Pigs. The Stallions are currently half a game nehind first place with a 6-3 record. Their 5 game streak makes the Stallions the hottest team in the league. This all occured on Martin Luther King day. When asked GM and appointed Comisioner Matt Cip had this to say:

"I HAVE A DREAM. I dream that one day Italians will once again be dominant. I dream that young Italian children will be able to run and play in the streets freely without the fear of the biased actions made by the Tyrant, Andrew Staake. My dream is that children from Serbia, New Zealand, and Pittsburgh will respect and admire the Italian children. This will be done by the success of Italy's pride, the Italian Stallions. The respect gained by taking first place has liberated the oppresed and underappreciated Italians. My Dream that the Italians will not be judged by their color of their skin, but on the content of their character. Today, my dream has been acomplished. FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE ARE FREE AT LAST!"

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