The Stallions had a perfect week 3. They went 3-0 and beat the once though unbeatable Iron Pigs. The Stallions are currently half a game nehind first place with a 6-3 record. Their 5 game streak makes the Stallions the hottest team in the league. This all occured on Martin Luther King day. When asked GM and appointed Comisioner Matt Cip had this to say:
"I HAVE A DREAM. I dream that one day Italians will once again be dominant. I dream that young Italian children will be able to run and play in the streets freely without the fear of the biased actions made by the Tyrant, Andrew Staake. My dream is that children from Serbia, New Zealand, and Pittsburgh will respect and admire the Italian children. This will be done by the success of Italy's pride, the Italian Stallions. The respect gained by taking first place has liberated the oppresed and underappreciated Italians. My Dream that the Italians will not be judged by their color of their skin, but on the content of their character. Today, my dream has been acomplished. FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE ARE FREE AT LAST!"
Monday, January 19, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Unlogical Rankings bring Italy to its Breaking Point.
The new rankings, made by the Tyrant Andrew Staake, have oddly ranked the Stallions third. They are placed under the Belgrade Bombers who are on a downward spiral without a starting QB. How the Tyrant, Andrew Staake can honestly think the Bombers are better than the Stallions is unknown to all. Experts expect that this unjust rank is due to the Tyrant. Andrew Staake's fear and jealousy of the Stallion organization. Any logical, unbiased man would agree that the Stallions are in a better position than the Bombers.
Most important is that these unrational and irresponsible polls have led to yet another Italian revolt. After this news hit the homeland riots broke out immedeatly and this time the rebbellions were worse than ever. The Italian Army had no answer for the massive numbers of the rebellious militias. Italian Cities are now controled by local War Lords. The last transmissions made by the former Italian Government before the rebels took control of the capital, claimed that gladiator fights were being conducted in almost every city in the Peninsula. President Elect, Barrack Obama, had this to say: "This outbreak of violence is an urgent danger to our natinal security and the security of Italy's bordering Nations. We have evidence that Alqeuda and other terrorist groups have infiltrated the once soveirgn nation in an attempt to take advantage of the broken Government. Once in office my first action will be to work with the United Nations and declare Martial Law in what was once Italy. I also suggest that the power in the SFL should be more balanced between GM's. I believe that Matthew Cipollone would be much more responsible and able to understand the consequences to actions such as these."
The Stallion organization is assisting US peacemakers bring peace and order back to the streets of Italy. GM Matthew Cipollone responded that "once we play again and establish our position in this league normalcy will hopefully return to Italy."
Most important is that these unrational and irresponsible polls have led to yet another Italian revolt. After this news hit the homeland riots broke out immedeatly and this time the rebbellions were worse than ever. The Italian Army had no answer for the massive numbers of the rebellious militias. Italian Cities are now controled by local War Lords. The last transmissions made by the former Italian Government before the rebels took control of the capital, claimed that gladiator fights were being conducted in almost every city in the Peninsula. President Elect, Barrack Obama, had this to say: "This outbreak of violence is an urgent danger to our natinal security and the security of Italy's bordering Nations. We have evidence that Alqeuda and other terrorist groups have infiltrated the once soveirgn nation in an attempt to take advantage of the broken Government. Once in office my first action will be to work with the United Nations and declare Martial Law in what was once Italy. I also suggest that the power in the SFL should be more balanced between GM's. I believe that Matthew Cipollone would be much more responsible and able to understand the consequences to actions such as these."
The Stallion organization is assisting US peacemakers bring peace and order back to the streets of Italy. GM Matthew Cipollone responded that "once we play again and establish our position in this league normalcy will hopefully return to Italy."
Sunday, January 4, 2009
End of Week 2 and in Second Place
At the conclusion to week 2 the Stallions are tied in second with the Belgrade Bombers. The Stallions came out slow in week 1 only winning one game over the Minotaurs in OT. But this could not be said for week 2. The Stallions rolled over both the Minotaurs and the Bombers in easy victories. Pilissoph with the help of ZROD had another amazing performance as QB. Craig and Cip truly had an unbelievable game. Both caught multiple touchdowns and could not be stopped. Although the Stallions are tied in second with the Bombers they are in a much better position. The Bombers are on a downward spiral due to their lack of a consistent qb and their sever lack of effort. The Stallions are on a rise now that their offense came together. The increase of use of the still underestimated Matt Cip and the key redzone performance of Craig made our offense superior to the rest of the league. In addition to our offense our defense is holding teams to low scoring game. We held the Bombers to 1 pt and the Minotaurs to 3. This shut down defense and elite offense is dificult for anyone to match. The Stallions are in a good position for making a run for the remainder of the season.
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