A Dominating Roster for a Dominating Year

GM Matthew Cipollone is very confident about the new season. He said, "we have the same team just upgraded severall key positions." The new Stallion Team is both athletic and skilled. Oddly the Tyrant, Andrew Staake, ranked the Stallions as the worst team coming into the season. The Stallions obviously have the top team this season. The Iron Piggs and Minotours shouldn't even consider themselves competition for this high octane Stallion offense. Captain James Hein had this to say, "Now we just have more to prove and it will make victory that much better." We have the deepest and most talented team in the league but we also have the most to prove. The talented Stallion team consists of:

Zach Pilosoph: Pilosoph is obviously the best player in the league. He has yet to be stopped even when he was playing threw a horrible neck strain. He is known by many as "PILLOW-SOFT HANDS" and this nickname fits. He makes spectacular play after spectacular play and will be the primary play maker this season. Many say he is worse than Wayne which may be the dumbest statement ever spoken by a human. The weak GM Brett, made a discusting number one pick of Holst. Pilosoph will punnish all who have denied his excellence. As the ELITE player in this league he will easily be an MVP candidate.


Matthew Cipollone: Matt Cip is easily the all-time manager in the SFL. Making political moves to make the Stallions better than thought possible. Although many are intimidated by his intelligence and strategic mind. As a result many reffs and even the Tyrant, Andrew Staake, are guilty of saying no to Cip due to jealousy alone. There is nothing anyone can do about that but the Stallions and Cip have a history of success. In addition to his superior managing skill, he is also a great reciever. He has the hands of an angel and is known for making the clutch catch in the end of the game. Many underestimate his skills and should dominate the weak defender placed on him. Look for cip to have a breakout year.


Dan Ciocia: Ciocia was brought it in to be a star QB. In the previous season the Stallions struggled due to a weak QB presence. Ciocia is the perfect solution to that problem. He has the vision, knowledge, and strength to get the ball where it needs to be. A great QB like Ciocia should have no problem getting the ball to our star WRs.


Craig Matturo: Craig brings the pure athleticism that this organization was missing this past year. He is able to cover anyone in the league due to his speed and strength. Our defense struggled severly last season and Craig is vital to our new dominate defense. He has the experience of playing varsity football at a young age which has prepared him for the demanding SFL and should be a problem for any QB throughout the year.


Z-ROD: Z-ROD will be the most important aspect to this team. Due to the fact that noone but the Stallions have ever seen him play supplies him with an overwhelming advantage. He is a young Pilosoph with great hands, great arm, and overall athletisicm. His true name is Zach something with a P but he plays like a Rodriguez. If you think he was good at wiffleball WATCH OUT...


James Hein: What else do I need to say besides CAPTAIN. He has been as been more important to the Stallions than any player the last couple of years. He is by far the best player taken in the later rounds. No other later round pick can match up with James. Along with his field presence, his locker room presence cannot be matched. James is a crucial leader of this team.


Sean Daugherty: Not that anyone could tell but Sean was the Stallions last pick. He is just as good then most other teams third round selection. He has the athletisicm and intensity to be a great asset to this team. He will be used as a weapon on both sides of the ball and will be impossible to be stopped by other teams bottom players. Along with James Sean will dominate over the weaker players of the league. Even the Tyrant, Andrew Staake, was correct in saying that the Stallions have by far the deepest team this year.


Overall Stallions everywhere are excited and energized for the start of the new season. There are many new players and managers to the SFL and the veteran leadership and players of the Stallions will prevail. This time when we say it we mean it...this season will be a return to Italian Supremecy...PER L'ITALIA.